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The scary thing about dating is that one is either going to marry that person or break up!

Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.

Have a nice weekend!

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

If one is supposed to learn from one's mistakes, why do some people have more than one child!

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;

But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue!

Extending one hand to help somebody has more value than joining two hands for prayer!

One word fits all the 4 blanks spaces; and it's a seven letter word:

A rich man needs _______.

A poor man has _______.

If you eat _______, you die.

And when you die, you can take ______ with you!

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.